But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
