if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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