I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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