I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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