Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
