If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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