Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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