I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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