I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
FUCK WHALES
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