what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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