I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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