Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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