Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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