I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
This is my gift to your gina
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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