Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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