Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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