3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i was born a porn star she said
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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