is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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