Those balls look pretty dangerous.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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