All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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