I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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