she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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