Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
