: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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