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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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