You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
