Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
