Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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