I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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