Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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