So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and she was petting her beer can
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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