Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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