I seem to have left my pride at pride
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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