508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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