I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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