okay pat passed out under dana's car
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
