I'm really into asian looking animals
I didn't shave. On purpose
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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