i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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