even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you would pick up someone in the library
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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