why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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