Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
