38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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