he wants to bone in the snuggie
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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