Nicole vs. Life
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
