there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
People in love make me want to vomit
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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