Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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