The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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