I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think my moral compass just broke
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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