HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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