come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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