If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
